Monday, August 02, 2010

What the cluck?!?!?

2010 is a strange year for the chicken.

First the KFC "Double Down" sandwich which contains two pieces of fried chicken with bacon, cheese and some special sauce. The chicken replaces the bread and the entire combination can be rented for just a few dollars. I say "rented" because it doesn't stay with you for long. And because of its short visit within your body and the eventual rapid departure (taking friends with it), KFC should offer a roll of Charmin extra soft as a side item. You're gonna need it.

Then in 2010 comes this video. Busting windows out of a car to take the chicken out of it.



Now this guy in the video looks like he needs to eat more than just chicken wings. Somebody give the kid some thighs and legs and a couple extra biscuits. Even Jazmine Sullivan, the singer of "Bust your windows out your car" has more meat on her bones. And I bet she can surely get down on a 3 piece combo at Popeyes.

I will give the chicken rapper some credit. The boy can sing without autotune! And that's a rare "talent" these days.

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