How do I react when people don't know how to park?

You wanna know how I react when people don't know how to park a car? I get out my camera and blog about it.

This photo is of a car owned by an ASSHOLE!



How do you know the car's owner is an asshole? Well look at the way this car is parked. This economy car with Ohio license plates was parked at a Georgia hotel in an angle and taking up two parking spaces. This is proof that the owner/driver of this car is an ASSHOLE!

Anyone who thinks they are superior to anyone else and that their vehicle is superior to any other vehicle on the road or in need of a parking space is an ASSHOLE. Assholes like that use more than they deserve, like two parking spaces. They are selfish people, those assholes.

Some assholes think that by parking in such an inconsiderate fashion that they are avoiding the possibility of their car gettting dinged, scratched, touched, or breathed on. Such assholes need to heed some advice and I am ready to offer that advice to any asshole that engages in the practice of taking up two parking spaces.

If you are afraid of your precious motor vehicle getting scratched, dirty, assaulted, molested, kidnapped, raped or dinged by some asshole socker mom driving an SUV that she can barely see over the steering wheel and talking on her cell phone while trying to park next to you.....if any of these hazards have you fearful of anything happening, LEAVE YOUR CAR AT HOME!! Don't drive it on any PUBLIC roadway or use any parking space other than the one in your bedroom where you can tuck your precious motor car under the covers at night.

If you simply drive your precious motor car only within the confines of YOUR property, which means never taking your car onto any roadway where another vehicle may dare to be present. You can build your own highway running from your front porch into the shed tucked in the far rear corner of your backyard. If you have a pool, you can build a suspension bridge, maybe even charge a toll. And trolls like you can pay for it.


But in the meantime, should you ever drive your precious motorcar onto a public roadway and eventually use a parking lot, we have a rule and you should comply. PARK WITHIN THE LINES YOU ASSHOLE!


Assholes don't always drive Porche's, Hummer's and Maybach's. As proven by the asshole who drove THIS Chevy HHR.